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Turn Back the Time to Experience the ***** (Product name removed due to legalities)
Do you remember what it was like when you first fell in love with your partner? Ten years or ten months ago, don’t you wish you could have bottled that “Just Fallen in Love” feeling to use at your disposal whenever the fancy takes you?
Do you remember checking the phone to see if it worked when you hadn’t heard anything for over an hour? Spending a lot of time in front of a mirror to perfect your look even if the cinema would be dark? Enjoying shopping sprees as you knew just how appreciative your new love would be for the effort you made?
Do you remember smiling at everyone in the street as if you had the secret they were yet to be let in on? Or losing your appetite because the butterflies in your stomach just wouldn’t stop fluttering? Do you remember exuding radiance and passion, having your friends and family compliment you on your entire healthy glow? Did you listen to every love song convinced the songwriter had written especially for you and your lover?
It was great wasn’t it?
Are you now in a situation where your lack of appetite is down to the fact your lover has left or your stomach is in knots following another revealing argument? Are your smiles forced to strangers as your pride won’t let them see the vulnerable swirling mass of hurt inside? Do your friends and family now comment on how drawn and pale you look? And do songs on the radio turn your stomach as you’ve never felt as lonely as you do right now?
What if through the *******you could turn back the time and not only relive those days when you fell in love, but prolong them… forever?
Of course, you may look at your ex-partner, or soon to be ex-partner with hate in your heart and venom on your tongue. Your life has spiraled into one long point scoring game, yet neither of you are winning. On the other side of the coin, your lover may have left leaving you bereft and convinced you’ll never find that love again.
How many years did it take you to find, “The One”? Yet due to unforeseen circumstances you are willing to wallow in the loneliness their gap has left behind, singing, “All By Myself”, a la Bridget Jones style and knowing deep in your heart you will never feel those same feelings you did when you both first met.
It may be hard to imagine, with apathy many relationships drift into a state of staleness and the spark you felt that first time you kissed just isn’t there anymore. You don’t see the point of dressing up to please when your partner has seen you in the worst states imaginable, and you’d rather watch your favorite film then indulge in long luxurious sex again and again.
You may think that with the last slam of the door those days were gone for good, or that your ex-partner grew into somebody you didn’t recognize from those first months together. Yet the chemistry is hard to fake, and once you find that special someone who presses all your buttons, it’s pretty hard to find it again.
The term soul mate is used loosely, yet just because you’re always fighting lately doesn’t mean the chemistry isn’t still there. It’s changed direction, as simple as that, and instead of channeling the passion into loving each other, lusting after each other and sexual gratification, one or both of you have taken a wrong turn and is using those sparks to start a fire of a different kind, a fatal kind.
Yet with the ******, you can learn quite simply how to put that fire out, and build a new one together, flames of heat that will warm your hearts and NEVER go out.

There are many reasons why relationships break up; maybe you fall into one of these categories:
Stalemate: You’ve reached a point in your relationship were nothing seems important anymore. You don’t even feel jealous when you see them admiring someone else, in fact you secretly hope they will find the someone else more attractive just so they would leave and let you live your life in peace. You no longer look forward to them returning early from work, instead you hope they work late just so you can hog the remote control and have some me time whilst watching your favorite shows. Sex seems like a chore, and if that’s not bad enough, you tick it off once it’s over just as if it is on your to do list and you breathe a sigh of relief that you won’t have to partake in it again for another week or even a month. This person is more friendship than fizz to you and although you may still have plenty in common it no longer arouses desire, instead it arouses apathy. You don’t have to try anymore and you’re quite happy about it.

Infidelity: Have you had an affair? Did your relationship become so dull that you needed to feel that passion again? Did your partner stop admiring you and that intern at the office made you feel alive, sexy and wanted again? Yet when it was over instead of longevity of passion you were left with a feeling of being used and an overwhelming sense of regret? Has your partner always told you that an affair is the one thing they won’t forgive? The ******* will prove them wrong. Or was it your partner that had the affair? Can you never imagine how you would be able to love someone again after such a betrayal? Is revenge a sticky sweet substance that covers your heart and you’re not only making them pay each day for it, but hurting yourself in the process?
Distance: There are many reasons lovers may be separated. The military, work, other family commitments, or even prison and it is no secret that long distance relationships are the hardest to keep alive. Whispering sweet nothings down a phone line, or pouring out your feelings on perfume scented paper may sound all too romantic but going to bed alone every night, managing the house with no support, raising children as a single parent when you are actually part of a couple can cause resentment to build up and the distance to be metaphoric to your connection to each other. All of a sudden no matter how much you love someone you dream that life would be much easier with a live in partner rather than a live out visitor.

Anger: For some reason, all those little idiosyncrasies that brought you together now just get on your nerves and your temper bubbles under the surface at a constant simmering point waiting to blow. The baby talk is no longer endearing, it’s childish, the relaxed attitude to money is no longer appealing but irresponsible and the way they dance is no longer cute but a huge turn off. When your partner is getting on your nerves at not just a daily basis but an hourly one, there seems no option but to call it a day, for your own sanity if nothing else. You will indulge in point scoring games eager to prove that you’re in the right, and they are oh so wrong. How can they not see it? And with the crash of a plate aimed for their retreating back you collapse with exhaustion once it’s all over, and you’re glad it is. Or are you? What is that ache in your heart that wills them to come back and apologize, to admit it was their entire fault, to tell you that you were right all along and to promise things will return to how they used to be, when you fell in love?

Interference: It’s amazing the devastating effects just a few shrewd words from a mother in law can have on a relationship. Whispered at the right time, in the right places, these can sow the seeds of doubt that leave your partner wondering if they really have found the one or if they are just settling for second best. Of course you know your own mind, and when you first fell in love nothing could persuade you that your lover wasn’t the best you could ever find, but as the relationship hits a rocky patch a mothers words can be the straw that breaks the donkeys back. Add into the mix the rest of the family, the friends, the neighbors, and before you know it, either you or your lover are brainwashed into believing you are in a doomed relationship. Maybe you should take their advice?

With all these interlocking factors and many that have not even been touched upon here it is amazing that ANY relationship actually stays the distance, amazing even still why you would want it to.

This mostly assumes that the breakdown is your partners fault, but what if it was yours? What if you’ve made a fundamental mistake, your partner has packed their bags and waved goodbye forever? Your heart is broken into lots of little pieces and you would give absolutely anything just for one last chance. A chance to tell them how sorry you are, a chance to make them believe you were foolish, a chance to hang onto them and never let them go for the rest of your lives, but your ex is having none of it. They won’t answer the phone, they won’t read your texts, they don’t reply to email and you haven’t the courage to knock on the door.
Maybe your friends and family are telling you it’s for the best and if you did get back together it would all end in tears again sooner rather than later, so best to move on and find someone new. Start all over again, wait and hope that once again you feel those same feelings you did when you fell in love. They are wrong.
Humans are lucky if they fall in love once in a lifetime. Twice is virtually impossible. If you felt the chemistry, the respect, the love, the adoration and the downright smugness at the beginning of your relationship then you can feel it again, regardless of circumstance, regardless of apathy, regardless of interference. Not only can you feel it again, you can hold onto that feeling for the rest of your lives.
The******* tells you how.